Pump'n'Go

Not only is Pump’n’Go and adjective, it’s also a role. Pump’N’Go is synonymous with Gay Slut. This is the village tricycle, one of the wheels is broken, it’s pink and has streamers, and every male who enjoys pink and hard rides has driven it around a little. The Pump’n’Go is probably the only queer you really shouldn’t hold grudges against in high school, especially if you are queer. This is because they’ve probably done something with you, or something with someone who you’ve been with. They know all the intimate details and horrible secrets of your physic. They should also be counted as a friend because they know everything about everyone and are possibly sleeping with one of your teachers. However do not keep this person too close, close enough to be good acquaintances but not close enough for either party to develop feeling for each other (see last man on earth scenario).