Friday, November 28, 2008

The Closet Jock/Ego King

What do the Quarterback of your high school and The Intellectual have in common? Answer: They’re fucking. Some tutoring session gone incredibly off track, midnight messages across myspace, or for some unforeseen reason they where both at the same party and where both “way drunk,” whatever the cause, the two are fucking. The Ego King has pictures of himself either almost naked or full frontal on his phone, his skanks’ phones, his computer, and probably a few websites, he willingly shows these to anyone who ask, and is willing to show the real thing in public, even during chemistry if asked. The worship of his bad jokes, good body and huge dick is the only food besides protein shakes this beast really needs. However, underneath all of those muscles and fag jokes is something ironic, a relationship with the Ego King may be more then you’ve barged for. While in some cases they are exactly as they appear, more often then not you’re life will quickly become an after school special, “the bully with a heart of gold, unable to express himself and be who he wants to be because of ______ and_____and football.” These emotionally troubled teens can be hard to decode and understand and sometimes not worth it, but like all other queers, and people in general, one should give them time and a little respect, you never know when the Closet Jock is going to write you’re the best letter you’ve ever read and mean every word of it.

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