Monday, November 17, 2008

The Bad Boy-Type 1

The Bad Boy Type 1 is otherwise known as the druggie queer. When in need of weed, x, acid, coke, special K, beer or hard A…while at school, Bad Boy Type 1 is who you go to. The Pump’n’Go for your school’s party circuit, like the village bicycle, everyone has had a ride, very few are discriminated against. Not only has the Druggie Queer “been” with everyone, they’ve also tried everything. He is in fact the person your mother warns you about and you secretly pine after. Occasionally the two of you make eye contact in your schools office, they’re about to be given detention, or be suspended, or expelled (again) and you’re looking into scholarship information. A quick nod and hello turn into a lustful glance exchanged. He smiles knowing what you’re thinking, you fumble for words to tell him to either call you or to grow up but end up uttering out a “heh-hi,” then walk head first into a wall. Something about this dirt bag is attractive and that same thing that makes him attractive makes him disgusting. Don’t be afraid of the Bad Boy Type 1, but remember to use protection because it is not their first time, no mater what they say.

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