The Anime Fag

The Anime Fag is easy to spot. They want you to notice them, the want the attention. They’re the ones in the lunch room, wearing “kandies,” goggles, fingerless gloves, fishnets and/or a trench coat. Their long dirty hair is pulled back into a ponytail that some girl is probably tugging at. You’ll eventually hear from them screaming and whining and other high pitched noises. Avoid them. Avoid them in person. Avoid them online. Avoid them at all cost. Even the most attractive of them has some sort of “ugly duckling syndrome” where they think they’re still the gangly awkward seventh grader with thick glasses, even though they’ve “blossomed” into a tall, ripped stud with contacts, don’t avoid them on principal, avoid them because even though this attractive jr. with a surprisingly amazing body is 17 year old, they are still going to act like the same awkward, smelly, flabby seventh grader that was playing with Japanese trading cards all lunch. They’ve also spent the last 3 years dating like the nasty, blind mole child they where. In these 3 years they’ve racked up experience points and evolved into a hunk…with STDs. Avoid for your own good, both mentally, emotionally and physically.