Fuck me? FUCK YOU.

I don't really understand this. I really don't understand it and it drives me fucking crazy. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG? Ok so I've done a lot of things wrong so far. I've made fun of you, referred to you as "the woman", didn't finish you off because Die Hard was more important. It really is. But this shit. God. So I didn't get all jealous and protective when it comes to Shaun. Hm, well Shaun's weight fluctuates like the tide, he has hygiene problems and drug issues. Yeah, you're right, he's really a catch and I should become overly controlling. Cause that's what we both want. We want me, controlling every aspect of your life. I think these last couple of weeks have been good, then since we went the movies a downward slide. Maybe this is why when you're in the 6th grade your every adult tels you to "not even think about sex...EVER." Did you get bored with me that easily? I think you've made me straight. GOD DAMN IT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW A DAXFLAME STYLE FIT.