Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Activist & The Nerd

The Activist
The Activist is easy to spot. Wearing all natural fibers, vegan friendly shoes and a rainbow somewhere on their person, this person is the president of the GSA and the founder of the Vegan club. They are the one hanging out Day of Silence posters; scream about gay rights (or lack there of) and at some point will boycott something/someone.

The Nerd
The Nerd, or The Queer Nerd is and entirely different animal then The Intellectual. Where The Intellectual possess some social skills, and does have friends (albeit only in their AP English and Chemistry classes) The Nerd doesn’t have a core group of friends, only two or three other nerds. He wears high socks in gym, wheezes and gasps for air and can be seen in his heavy winter weather coat at all times. People don’t suspect that he is gay, only weird, possibly mildly retarded. The only hint that The Nerd is queer is the 75 gigabytes of bear on twink, bareback, facial, glory hole, mild S&M, water sport, dirty-old-man-on-webcam porn on their computer.

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