plus, this video makes a valid point.
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Shellfish are gay, btw. your shrimp coctail is code for "do me dirty"
TL/DR. I finally have some place to rant off of myspace, off of livejournal, off of facebook. and its right in your polite little face. but don't bother reading it, its too long any way.